brandnewswastikas:

The best part about macaroni and cheese is that you don’t even need to chew it. You can just swallow it. If it gets stuck in your throat, you’ll be fine because you can breathe through the noodle tubes.

(Source: heckacute)


smallgay:

my rapper name would be 2 stressd

(Source: comupters)


Romeo: u got kik?

(Source: carleywins)


katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 


a dog: makes a dog sound
me: i know, i know. i understand. me too

mitten:

in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away

(Source: mitten)


yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 


homewrecker-of-teufort:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button


penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between